(RE: Temple party)

"Who was the girl with the big boobs in the corset?"

"I don't know, I'm pretty sure that's Quinne's BFF."

This is hilarious to me because:

1. I don't really have "big" boobs
2. Quinne's are WAY bigger
3. It was the first night EVER that people have asked if they're real
4. Bella Suicide insisted on touching 'em to make SURE they were real
5. There were tons of boobs in the building
6. DUH we're BFFs!!!

This means that either:

1. They stick out more than I had realized b/c I normally just wear hoodies at work -or-
2. I am getting fatter, not skinnier -and-
3. The awesome power of BFF timez iz infecting the masses. At least the masses that are amongst Quinne's fans.

Heh. World domination? We has it.