Awesome is:

• Heading down the coast for the weekend
• not dying in salinas
• putting things on Quinne's team 
• checking out antique malls, getting lost on CA-1 (not lost, as it only goes either up or down, but constantly just one exit too far)
• taking pictures
• margaritas!
• singing along to songs about birds in cages
• vomit (uh...)
• sushi
• beers
• manhattans & tom collins
• and of course spending this time with my BFF Quinne. The Quinneicorn. AKA Captain Awesome. I can go on forever about how much it means to me to have a BFF-Cat just one LOL away. She's my little pixie of happiness and magic! Seriously - to all the Quinne fans out there, you can't tell me you don't think she is some kind of magical Canadian pixie-sprite hybrid bubbling with Awesome. Shiiiit.

Not Awesome is:

• "I didn't know girls like you existed." You did. We're everywhere. And we're all somebody's ex. So cut the bullshit and see awesome for awesome, good for good, bad for bad, human for human. Live your fucking life, and contribute something to mine or get the fuck out the way.
• Bay Area can't-decide-if-it's-cold-or-hot-but-damn-this-atmospheric-pressure-drop-my-fuckin'-sinuses-hurt bullshit.
• DMR over here, jackin' shit up.
• LTB Crew. Pandar5000 & I had the LongTermBroke crew, but she just paid off her student loans, so it looks like now I'm the lone captain of this sinkin' ship.