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06

May

2008

From Oakland With Love
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   

Found on the sidewalk:

(Phone number blurred out... just in case...) 

 

04

May

2008

Daily Awesome: Or, Why I should have stayed in Gymnastics.
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   
 

04

May

2008

Same Headache, Different Day
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   

So, I'm taking this Sunday easy. Last night Quinne and I went to a Tres de Mayo party at casa de my guitar teacher (c. middle & high school). This was essentially a Tequila de Mayo party, as I have never seen as much Patrón in one place as I have during our last call second trip to HUNTERS POINT BevMo. C & D should become Quinne & my adoptive guardians. That would be sweet.

 


Quinne Suicide provides Size Reference

 

Long story long, my point is that Ben K, photographer and musician extraodinaire, has become a male prostitute, I got to see the always wonderful musical/creative gods Joe & Elise (to whom I credit my early exposure to Tom Waits, Meat Beat Manifesto, PJ Harvey and Action Plus+ among others), caught up with Gabe & Chandra and their beebee; I also learned everyone I used to know moved from the magazines to Digi to Apple, and that Patrón makes me happy, warm & fuzzy, unlike Swervo or even the better Sauzas. This means I feel AWESOME today, without a drop of unease or headache in sight.

 

Which means today I will be playing around with some more Joomla templates that have additional module positions that I want and tweaking things to my liking. This means you may see the colors / layout change on and off today, and our normal graphics and colors may not be up right away, but rest assured that I will have the site coherent again and recognizable by bedtime. So if I haven't tweaked a new template completely to my liking where all graphics and the style sheet are intact, then I will put the old one back until a new one is 110% ready to go.

 

23

Apr

2008

Awesometown is for Lovers, Yo
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   
  
 Juniors Gray AA Tee - $30 Click to Buy!
 Juniors Aqua AA Tee - $30 Click to Buy!
  
 Mens Olive AA Tee - $30 Click to Buy!  Mens Green AA Tee - $30 Click to Buy!
 

21

Apr

2008

Business Woman's Lunch
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   
Quinne: so omg guess what the shit happened to me today
Dangerrr: ?
Quinne: im friggin walking down park with my groceries and some dude pulls up and asks me where some street is
Dangerrr: yah
Quinne: then shows me his cellphone like its a map
Quinne: AND ITS A PICTURE OF HIS COCK
Dangerrr: HAHAHHAHAHAH
Dangerrr: ZOMG im putting this IM as the daily awesome
Quinne: so gross i was like uh not for me
 

21

Apr

2008

SHIT YEAH!
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   

Awesome Underoos!

Shit yeah, it's awesome here! Low-rise flat bikini style underoos by American Apparel... black with hot pink letters across the back that say "It's Awesome Here."

$16 Click Here to Buy!

Sh*t Yeah! (Mens)

Men's soft cotton jersey tee by American Apparel, black with white print. Quinne's Favorite Saying on your New Favorite Shirt.

$20 Click Here to Buy!

 

Sh*t Yeah! (Juniors)

100% soft jersey cotton tee by American Apparel, black with white print. Quinne's Favorite Saying on your New Favorite Shirt!

$20 Click Here to Buy!

COMING SOON!

The already-infamous Is For Lovers tee and the ridiculously awesome Ready Set Awesome designs will be coming to you soon on high-quality tees with front screen. We're just waiting on screens to be made at a friend's shop so we don't have to go the drop-ship route, which will give us a higher quality product (also on AA but with better inks) for your new, beloved, soon-to-be-had Awesometown tee shirts. w00p w00p!

  
 

18

Apr

2008

my lack of wifi is NOT awesome
Posted by Quinne Suicide   

whats lame is that i want to update on here all the time but i can barely steal a connection long enough to check my email let alone log into awesometown to update. luckily my beloved doll has the hook-up so she just lets you peaches know whats going on for me. so kittens i'll let you in on whats new with me. hmmm... ok so i totally dig a boy. yup, it happened. and its not like i haven't tried really hard to be socially awkward and more or less a hermit for the last 6 months. oh well. i'm doomed to like those southern boys its almost a curse. also in awesome news, its my birthday on tuesday. yes my little peaches your quinne will be a terrifying 24 years old next week. so buy me books and cool necklaces. or just say happy birthday. hmm... my little sister will be in the bay on monday for all of next week and i'm suuuuper excited about that. about a week after that i'm going on a super top secret mission for my mental and sexual health and i'm pretty sure life should be calming down after that for a bit. oh wait, JK then the likes of kevin and then monica, casper and my love chris hues will all be making an appearance in central awesometown in may. yes folks i like my life full of beautiful people and lots of awesome. this weekend dangerrr and i will be shooting for our book possibly in napa. ohhhh shit! yep life if good. go outside and enjoy it kitties!

 

17

Apr

2008

Pina Colada Night at Central Awesometown
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   

So, I headed over to Quinne's for some Pina Colada action after work, and whaddaya know... We finally got some YouTube action going on, to boot!... Look under the cut to see videos of Quinne, Roach and Dangerrr on a craze bezerkin'. Seriously, we're fucking retarded. No offense to retarded people. We're what you would call... incredibly high-functioning not actually retarded retards. Or, more commonly known as, drunks.

It's a Girdle-itar, I can make you one!
 

16

Apr

2008

Crazy Like A Fool
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   
 
Now y'all know where I get my dance moves from. XO 
 

12

Apr

2008

Technical Difficulties strike SG pre-party; Security Detail staff changes
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   

Due to Quinne Suicide's laptop suffering Photobooth technical difficulties on Thursday evening, the Mayors' Office was not able to record video during the SG pre-party while Quinne, Dangerr and Roach were preparing for the evening. There are, however, forthcoming phone pictures and a couple in-club pictures from the party promoter-sponsored photographers.

 

The Awesometown City Council and the Mayors of Awesometown would also like to welcome Chris as the newly appointed security detail, Ewok Master and Team Game Coordinator. He will be replacing Julio as Quinne's personal detail. This addition is only fitting, as Chris and Proe have experience working in high-pressure and unpredictable environments together. We believe they will make an excellent security team for Awesometown and the Mayors. Please welcome him. 

 

09

Apr

2008

Magic meets High Fash
Posted by Dangerrr Doll   

Here is your Daily Awesome for 4/9/08. Enjoy!
 
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